Jackass Rabbit

sarkos:

Mambos 1-3 were destroyed by sabotage,

Mambo No 4 simply disappeared,

This is the story of the last of the Mambos. The year is 1999. The name of the song is Mambo no 5.

Me, inspecting a shipment of unspun plant fibres that turn out to be acceptable: Weird flax but okay.

g00pchii:

My submission for @roxzinefanzine !! I had a lot of fun with this,, n I love my gal smh…

(via speedrunstrats)

percivald3rolo:

fjordfocused:

Archfey DMs: One of your adventures is at a masquerade. Has character voices and multiple-paragraph backstory for every NPC you meet. Rewards XP for flattery.

Dragon DMs: One of your party is going to die, absolutely. No character voices, only yelling. Loot is very, very good.

Goblin DMs: Going to throw gold coins at you when unsure what else to do. Encounters are twelve ¼ CR enemies. Most likely to have a NPC named after dicks.

Lich DMs: You thought were done with that storyline but not so fast. Don’t touch that, it’s probably cursed. Dry sense of humor.

Mimic DMs: Amazing voice range and skill. Dungeons feature multiple dead-ends. Plot of campaign stolen wholesale from stories they like.

Vampire DMs: Is going to use your backstory and make you regret it. Will let you seduce the villains. Ravenloft campaign.

I am a total Lich DM. It’s like they wrote it about me! But to add:

Orc DMs: Campaign takes place exclusively in the wilderness, largest settlement you ever encounter has 4 NPC’s who all dislike you. Check encumbrance twice per session. Most likely cause of TPK is starvation.

Rust Monster DM’s: Campaign is a series of dungons loosely connected via plot. Homebrew rules on weapons breaking and conditions. At least one Gelatinous cube per session.

righteoussness:

transexualizer:

i love when people use christian imagery when they have no concept of what theyre using because you get really good things like The Holy Ghost appearing as a low level demon in SMT: If… and it looks like this

it has a strength of 4, if you were curious

me too Kaneko

(via uzukishimamuravevo)

gogurt-memes:

I’m still waiting for a Yugioh: Bonds Between Time 2 where Yuya screws up turn 1 by pendulum summoning in the 1 extra monster zone, and Yugi constantly tributing Yusaku’s Link Monsters for Dark Magicians and Buster Bladers.

(via tsukuyomi-chan)